Clint Barton (
hasthehighground) wrote2013-08-27 08:20 pm
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Kind-of-an-OOM: Car adventures!
Clint's not entirely sure how Oswin's gained access to the car she has -- a sturdy four-door sedan.
Whichever way that happened, she has a set of keys and hasn't wrecked it yet. Clint's given it a look-over, including pulling out out of its parking spot and re-parking it in the middle of the lane, and now he's sitting in the passenger seat.
He hands Oswin the keys once she's buckled in.
Whichever way that happened, she has a set of keys and hasn't wrecked it yet. Clint's given it a look-over, including pulling out out of its parking spot and re-parking it in the middle of the lane, and now he's sitting in the passenger seat.
He hands Oswin the keys once she's buckled in.
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"I was joking!" She protests, clearly expecting him to say the same thing. Just. No. Really?
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"Okay. Do you have the clutch pushed all the way down?"
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Which is why she's utterly confounded when the engine jerks to a halt as she's attempting the maneuver, after inching forward less than half a foot.
"Oh my stars. Did I kill it?"
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Well. Change of plan.
The car lurches forward like a startled jackrabbit as she definitely manages to not make the same mistake twice, the wheels squealing and leaving black rubber behind.
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"Less gas!"
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Now the initial shock has died down, it's pretty funny.
"Okay," he says, placing his elbow on divider so he can lean over and watch the speedometer. "You're going to want to press down the clutch and slowly increase the gas while you switch over to second. Keep us around the 15 mph point for now."
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"There. Could've been smoother, but we're not crashed, so win!"
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If the last part sounds like a quote, it is. Off of his regular psych eval, last spring. It's been three years since he last jumped off of a high-rise; he's not sure what they were complaining about.
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Even if they are picking up a bit of speed.
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Slowing down is a little jerky, since there is some sort of mysterious land between 'not pushing on the brake enough to matter' and 'we're totally stopping RIGHT NOW' that she hasn't found yet. It's like the Northwest Passage - you've heard about it, but good luck finding it.
And now for turning. This is the part that always seems to go so badly.
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Clint grabs the steering wheel, evening them out.
"Okay," he says, letting go. "Try it again with the next aisle."
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"So up in speed now, right? What's third gear at?"
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It could happen.
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Really.
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Sorta.
She was excited about the speeding-up part.
"Alright then, turning, we're turning here, we're not hitting anyone, Oswald for the win!"
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"Right, so, off the gas, clutch, shift..." With a moment for quick, nervous looks at the stick to see where the heck it is now. "Aaaaand more gas..."
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"You've got it."
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She pushes down, and the car lurches forward accompanied by her startled squeak because that's not the plan, there. She's got her 'oh god stop' and 'go car go' feet mixed up, and instinct isn't helping much here.
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Something catches his attention out of the corner of his eye, and his head whips up. He could've sworn they had a good stretch of aisle in front of them, but there's a garage door standing open in front of them, with a road and some greenery.
There's not time enough to coach Oswin into braking, so he grabs the handbrake, and pulls.
The car jolts to a stop, right after shooting through.
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...
Maybe a minute or so too late.
"... How?" She asks after staring at the giant ferns outside for a moment.
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